Instructions: So you're already familiar with the inconvenience and frustration of antivirus. But what would it be like to have the cause of these problems - blacklisting - applied to all the other parts of our lives? Share your fun ideas in the submission form.
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Antivirus is like the TSA -- It inconveniences everyone and the bad guys still get through! [Rating: +49]
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Planet Antivirus Challenge: Hey RSA! Please stop using a whitelist of registered attendees and start using the more inconvenient approach of blacklisting everyone on Earth NOT allowed into the conference! 6.8 billion, 6.8 billion and one, 6.8 billion and two... [Rating: +44]
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Parents on Planet Antivirus are thrilled when their children come home with a D average on their report card. [Rating: +35]
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In airports all across Planet Antivirus, the terminal displays only show destinations at which flights will not be arriving. [Rating: +35]
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History was made today at Planet Antivirus' Winter Olympics... A figure skater scored the first ever perfect 6.0! [Rating: +35]
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"Whack-a-Mole" is the National Pastime of all Planet Antivirus countries! [Rating: +34]
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On Planet Antivirus, you are only a criminal if they know your name... [Rating: +33]
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Websites on Planet Antivirus go up in 60% of the time they need and as a result may only work as intended 60% of the time. Webmasters may also only get 60% of the sleep they need and be about 40% ready to collapse from exhaustion. Please bear with us as we resuscitate certain members of the team and/or iron things out. [Rating: +31]
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Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Dang antivirus belt has me lookin' like a fool with my pants on the ground! [Rating: +31]
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Planet AV Global threat report - stuck on Code Red and loving it! [Rating: +31]
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Websites on Planet Antivirus go up in 60% of the time they need and as a result may only work as intended 60% of the time. Webmasters may also only get 60% of the sleep they need and be about 40% ready to collapse from exhaustion. Please bear with us as we resuscitate certain members of the team and/or iron things out.